About Jon
Jon is a professional procrastinator with a lengthy and successful track record in doing fuck all.
This blog was developed because there are some things that are best left unsaid, and Jon and René, brothers since birth, like to say them anyway.
Jon spends most of his time watching repeats of Family Guy, only occasionally rising from the sofa to fetch a fresh glass of wine (none of that old stuff, thank you). Amongst his interests are moving the coffee table so that it’s convenient both for feet and drink, failing to shave regularly, and looking mildly confused.
Surrounding Jon, and occasionally lifting his legs so as to vacuum around him, are his fiancee Jen, and his two kids, all three of whom have cultivated a deep and abiding sense of wonder at his lack of productive activity. The eldest child tells him that mom is more important, and the younger one wants to know if he’s growing a baby in his fat belly.
Jon is unemployed, and basically unemployable.
His lack of ambition and prowess can perhaps best be illustrated by the fact that he supports Sheffield Wednesday.
If you should wish to contact Jon, perhaps with condolences, you can write to: jon @ shutyourbeak.com
Jon tired. Jon go now.